Trumpty Dumpty Wanted A Crown


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Author by John Lithgow
Genre Book Humor
Read Book 104 Pages
ISBN-10 9781797209487
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Description: Following the success of New York Times bestseller Dumpty comes award-winning actor and national bestselling author John Lithgow's next book of satirical poetry chronicling the era of Trump madness. Darker, funnier, and more hard-hitting than ever, Lithgow writes with poetic fury and cutting satire, taking readers verse–by–verse through the last year of even more unthinkable and shocking real events surrounding Trump and his administration—including poems about the impeachment, Rudy Giuliani, Mick Mulvaney, Jay Sekulow, Jim Jordan, Roger Stone, and others. With completely new poems and never–before–seen line drawings, Lithgow will once again make readers laugh in frenzied times with this mix of striking and humorous prose—dismantling the reign of Dumpty one stanza at a time.

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Dumpty


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Author by John Lithgow
Genre Book Humor
Read Book 112 Pages
ISBN-10 9781797201405
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Description: New York Times Bestseller! Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse is a satirical poetry collection from award-winning actor and bestselling author John Lithgow. Chronicling the last few raucous years in American politics, Lithgow takes readers verse by verse through the history of Donald Trump's presidency. • Lampoons the likes of Betsy DeVos, William Barr, Rudy Giuliani, and dozens more. • Illustrated from cover to cover with Lithgow's never-before-seen line drawings. • Draws inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, and even Mother Goose. • Great for fans of A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Win Bigly: Persuasion in a World Where Facts Don't Matter by Scott Adams, and The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library by The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. The poems collected in Dumpty draw inspiration from A. A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Edward Lear, Rodgers and Hammerstein, Mother Goose, and many more. A feat of laugh-out-loud lyrical storytelling, this timely volume is bound to bring joy to poetry lovers, political junkies, and Lithgow fans alike.

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Never Play Music Right Next To The Zoo


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Author by John Lithgow
Genre Book Juvenile Fiction
Read Book 40 Pages
ISBN-10 9781442467446
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Description: A lively and lyrical picture book jaunt from actor and author John Lithgow! Oh, children! Remember! Whatever you may do, Never play music right next to the zoo. They’ll burst from their cages, each beast and each bird, Desperate to play all the music they’ve heard. A concert gets out of hand when the animals at the neighboring zoo storm the stage and play the instruments themselves in this hilarious picture book based on one of John Lithgow’s best-loved tunes.

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Trumpty Dumpty Wanted A Wall


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Author by Dill Pickles
Genre Book
Read Book 20 Pages
ISBN-10 057844674X
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Description: Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Wall is a short illustrated politial satire based on President Trump. It is written in nusurey rhyme style, althought some of the content is suitable only for adults.

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Humpty Dumpty Lived Near A Wall


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Author by Derek Hughes
Genre Book Juvenile Fiction
Read Book 48 Pages
ISBN-10 9781524793036
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Description: "Wickedly, subversively brilliant." - Kirkus Reviews (Starred Review) "This book cracked me up and left a smile on my face (spoiler alert)" - Adam Rubin, #1 New York Times best-selling author of Dragons Love Tacos Looks like the wall has finally met its match. This classic tale gets a modern twist with a Humpty Dumpty for a new generation. "Humpty Dumpty lived near a wall..." begins this well-known fable. But this time Humpty is ready for battle, with a secret mission and a touch of mischief. Can all the King's horses and all the King's men help put Humpty together again? Or maybe the mission, no matter how small, is simply to question the point of a wall.

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Marsupial Sue


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Author by John Lithgow
Genre Book Juvenile Fiction
Read Book 40 Pages
ISBN-10 9781442442443
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Description: Sue doesn't want to be a kangaroo! She's sure there's something out there much better for her to be, so she goes off to explore. And sure enough, there are lots and lots of choices out there--but Sue's in for a surprise when she finally realizes that maybe a kangaroo is exactly what she wants to be.

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Through The Looking Glass


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Author by Lewis Carroll
Genre Book Fiction
Read Book 124 Pages
ISBN-10 1603037756
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Description: When you look at fine connections, it's hard to say exactly what relation "Alice in Wonderland" has to this book, "Through the Looking-Glass," Oh, it's plainly the same girl, though she seems older, here, and some characters (like Tweedledum and Tweedledee) appear in both. But she doesn't get there the same way, and doesn't refer to her adventures in Wonderland so much as once. Oh well: maybe it's all a dream and she can't remember the last one -- or maybe the magic through the Looking-Glass has hold of her, just as it has hold of Humpty Dumpty, or the Walrus and the Carpenter.

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What Really Happened To Humpty


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Author by Jeanie Franz Ransom
Genre Book Juvenile Fiction
Read Book 32 Pages
ISBN-10 9781684446629
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Description: Read Along or Enhanced eBook: A scrambled mess . . . Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Or--as his brother Detective Joe Dumpty thinks--was he pushed? This case isn't all it's cracked up to be. Suspects are plenty (as are the puns) in this scrambled story of nursery rhyme noir. Was it Little Miss Muffet? There's something not right about her tuffet. Or could it have been Chicken Little, who's always been a little cagey? Or was it the Big Bad Wolf, who's got a rap sheet as long as a moonless night? Joe's on the beat and determined to find the truth. Readers of all ages will delight in the word play and hilarious illustrations in this mystery of what really happened to Humpty Dumpty on that fateful day.

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Mother Goose S Classic Nursery Rhymes


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Author by Susie Brooks
Genre Book Juvenile Fiction
Read Book 148 Pages
ISBN-10 9781684126736
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Description: Enjoy a modern take on Mother Goose in this beautifully illustrated book with an embossed cover. From “Hey Diddle, Diddle” to “Pat-a-Cake” to “Humpty Dumpty,” little ones will be introduced to nursery rhyme favorites in Mother Goose’s Classic Nursery Rhymes. This collection features modern illustrations for a new take on classic nursery rhymes. This oversized, stunning collection includes more than 130 nursery rhymes paired with bright illustrations to be treasured by parents and children alike.

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Dear Pr Sident A Clown


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Author by Aldous J Pennyfarthing
Genre Book
Read Book 220 Pages
ISBN-10 1670103781
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Description: When his doctor told him medical ethics proscribed four-year-long induced comas, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing decided to get woke and pen a series of letters to the ocher abomination squatting in the White House. He's dogged President Goofus through numerous scandals, countless brain farts, and loads of unbelievable boobery. In this third installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic" and "Dear F*cking Moron," skewering Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.

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